The Colony of United ala too is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 209 million United ala tooans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The United ala tooan economy, worth 12.0 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,223 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued, third world countries are rich in "I Love United Ala Too City" t-shirts, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United ala too's national animal is the Cock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United ala too is ranked 246,889^th in the world and 649^th in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 209 million capita.